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"Profiling"

Table of Contents
* Are you doing a Poll?
* Looking for Hispanics
* Assuming the Worse
* Shame on Me
* Back to Profilers, Profiling and Profilees

Are you doing a Poll?
While at the Mall, I noticed a very progressively dressed (Hollywood jeans and boots and everything clinging like they were the next layer of skin) woman holding a clipboard and pen and standing out in the walkway.  Thinking I might get a chance to witness, I asked, "Are you doing a poll?"

"No, we are doing a survey."

"What about?", I asked.

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Looking for Hispanics
"It is for Hispanics or else we would have immediately asked you to participate," she replied.

I said, "How do you know I am not Hispanic?"

"I can pretty much tell by looking," she responded.

"Oh, you are doing some Racial Profiling!"

Her eyes got huge and she put her hands on her hips, palms down and wanted to get in my face.  "I am not Racial Profiling ..." as she began to use a lot of chatter as a smoke screen for not being able to answer.

"Let me give you one of these," as I handed her a tract, "It will tell you how to get to heaven."

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Assuming the Worse
"Oh, heaven uh?  Are you one of those people who is going to vote for Huckabee?" (a current presidential candidate who used to be a Baptist Pastor and is grilled incessantly about religion).

I said,
"There you go again, doing a Religious Profile, now.  Aren't you ashamed of yourself?"

It was at this point that she really got animated, loud and prissy.  Of course there was no substance to what she said.  It was mostly short, unrelated, wise cracks.

I walked off repeating "Racial Profiling and Religious Profiling", shaking my head.

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Shame on Me
I realize I was picking a fight and worst of all with an unarmed opponent.  But unless someone says something, the opposition seems to get worse and worse, bolder and bolder, obnoxious and more obnoxious.

I also realize that I was doing some "Progressively Dressed" Profiling myself.  And I must be good at it, I had her pegged.  Anyway, I don't see anything wrong with it.  It is the people who do it that say everyone else should not.  People can take one look at me and know by my non-tanable, light skin and freckles and used-to-be red tinted hair, that I am English-Irish descent.  Since I am only 5' 6", most conclude that my parents were not of the Amazon race.  They also conclude that I would be a good target for a "Short" jokes (I don't mean duration).  They don't realize that I like a good joke and I have made up a few about short people myself.

To act like I was offended by a short joke would be insufferably prideful and miserably minded.

Back to profilers, profiling and profilees
Just to show you how dumb I am, if someone profiled me as a muslim terrorist, because I had the appearance, I would not be offended.  I would be honored to show authorities whatever they wanted to see, to show my love for my country, freedom and family tree.  I certainly would not be offended, because to do so would show I had no love for God's law and that I was so small minded that anything could offend me.

"Great peace have they which love thy law: and nothing shall offend them."
   Psalms 119:165

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G. Steven Andres
Psalms 45.17
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